Whats the speed of dark ?

[at6]

With that things in my life have been going lately, my days are dark.

 

[Njaco]

Guinness is dark...

Yeah but even they saw the light and now have a Blonde Lager.

 

[at6]

Yeah but even they saw the light and now have a Blonde Lager.

But is it smart enough to get out of the bottle?

 

[Wayne Little]

Probably not....

 

[Lucky13]

Bottle??

 

[mikewint]

NOTICE: Due to Budget Considerations the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been Removed

 

[at6]

Bottle??

Here in the states it is bottled.

 

[Njaco]

Here in the states it is bottled.

and packaged with invisible paint.........................

 

[Wayne Little]

NOTICE: Due to Budget Considerations the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been Removed

And just when I thought I had made it there....

 

[parsifal]

Oh this is dark, so very dark.....

 

[GrauGeist]

NOTICE: Due to Budget Considerations the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been Removed

I always thought that the light at the end of the tunnel was actually a train...

 

[mikewint]

OK so from Michael's post we have the Speed of Dark: 0.0885 posts per day
P.S.
Dave, my experiences would tend to be in 100% alignment with you

 

[GrauGeist]

By the way, if you're ever driving down the road in the evening and suddenly see a Buick grill emblem appear in your headlight beam, hang on, because it's gonna hurt...

 

[Wayne Little]

No thanks Dave......

 

[nuuumannn]

Speaking from experience there, huh, Dave?

 

[GrauGeist]

um yep

There has to be a list somewhere of things one does not want to find in their headlight beams, such as:
Deer
Moose
Large unexplained dark spots
A person
An Armadillo
A Red Kangaroo
and of course
A Buick emblem (still attached to the Buick)...

 

[mikewint]

I'll see your Buick and raise you a Gray. You could've been collected and PROBED!!

 

[GrauGeist]

I'll see your Buick and raise you a Gray. You could've been collected and PROBED!!

I was.

By the insurance company...

 

[razor1uk]

..ouch , I assume to some extent, most of their clients would like the insewance companies probed too , to find those who are paid a finders fee for allegedly sharing some supposedly private details to marketeers ,
...but with current relations as they are of late, the Finders Fee has morphed into the Fifas Fee .

 

[at6]

I'll see your Buick and raise you a Gray. You could've been collected and PROBED!!

Where did you find a recent photo of California's Lt. Gov.?