Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
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Crimea_River
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Crimea_River
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First of many I'll post of you like them:
Crimea_River
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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Sweet! 
Crimea_River
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Crimea_River
Marshal
Yeah, and some aren't.
Drinking with a Texas Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a TEXAS girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In TEXAS , we have so many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless
TEXAS!
A Mexican, an Arab, and a TEXAS girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need
to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his
AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that
we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In TEXAS , we have so many illegal aliens that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless
TEXAS!
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
AMEN!
