CARP - Canadian Association of Retired People
>Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
>Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
>Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
>Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
>Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
>"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
>Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
>Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
>Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
>Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
>Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
>SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
>Questions and Answers from CARP Forum
>Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
>Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
>Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
>Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
>"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt..."
>Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
>Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
>Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
>Q: Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
>Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
>Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
>Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
>Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
>SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!
