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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
A: Not enough sand.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
You could substitute and/or add Politicians and most "reality" TV stars in that bed of sand as well as far as I'm concerned
At the beginning of a December Johnny sent a postcard to the Santa Claus....
Dear Santa Claus, my parents are poor. Please give me a mountain bike and lego for Christmas.
At the Post Office one of postal clerks read his postcard unintentionally. She became sad and showed Johnny's postcard to workmates. All of them decided to surprise him. They clubbed together and bought lego. The box was sent to Johnny.
Right after the Christmas time the same postal clerk found another Johnny's postcard....
Dear Santa Claus, I thank you for the lego very much. The bike must have been stolen at the Post Office.
Dear Santa Claus, my parents are poor. Please give me a mountain bike and lego for Christmas.
At the Post Office one of postal clerks read his postcard unintentionally. She became sad and showed Johnny's postcard to workmates. All of them decided to surprise him. They clubbed together and bought lego. The box was sent to Johnny.
Right after the Christmas time the same postal clerk found another Johnny's postcard....
Dear Santa Claus, I thank you for the lego very much. The bike must have been stolen at the Post Office.
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Jeff Hunt
1st Lieutenant
You could substitute and/or add Politicians and most "reality" TV stars in that bed of sand as well as far as I'm concerned
Yep. The list of potential folks being buried is extensive.
Jeff
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
Looking out a window a Count is calling his servant ..
- John !
- Yes Sir ?
- Look !!! There was somebody who wrote , urinating on the snow, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! to the Earl".
- That's me Sir ....
- But you can't write !!!???
- That's true Sir. But I have been heading up by the Countess.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
Crimea_River
Marshal
When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like those people he was driving.
Crimea_River
Marshal
So, if Russia attacks Turkey from behind, do you think Greece will help?
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
