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Lucky13
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Crimea_River
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I like that one Jan!
vikingBerserker
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Lucky13
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Shortround6
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one town.......one truck.
In a court of law a witness is questioning ...
- Why do you think the defendant has been drunken?
- Because he has been yelling he wasn't afraid of his wife.
A judge is talking to a defendant ...
- It is a shame. How could you thieve the bike that was leaned against the graveyard wall?
- That is what misled me, Your Honour! I thought the owner wouldn't need the bike any longer.
- Why do you think the defendant has been drunken?
- Because he has been yelling he wasn't afraid of his wife.
A judge is talking to a defendant ...
- It is a shame. How could you thieve the bike that was leaned against the graveyard wall?
- That is what misled me, Your Honour! I thought the owner wouldn't need the bike any longer.
Lucky13
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:
"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?"
"No."
"So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"
"Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."
"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?"
"No."
"So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?"
"Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."
michaelmaltby
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Jeff Hunt
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Looks like every charter airline I have ever flown on, limited leg room and everyone thinks every bag is a carryon.
Cheers,
jeff
