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vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!
excellent!
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
She may not have been impressed, but I bet you by the end of the evening she was feeling much smarter due to natural brain cell selection
NORM!!!
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
> > A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY
> > TO CHICAGO WHEN A BLONDE IN
> > ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO
> > THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO
> SEE HER TICKET.
> >
> > SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE
> > PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO
> > SIT IN THE BACK.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE,
> > I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND
> > I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
> > COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT
> > THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
> > BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
> > ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES
> > TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
> >
> > SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE BLONDE
> > REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
> > I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
> SHOULD HAVE THE
> > POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS
> BLONDE WOMAN, WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
> >
> > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
> > BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS I'M MARRIED TO A
> > BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
> >
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
> > WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
> > I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
> > BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
> ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> >
> > "I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO".
> > TO CHICAGO WHEN A BLONDE IN
> > ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO
> > THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO
> SEE HER TICKET.
> >
> > SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE
> > PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO
> > SIT IN THE BACK.
> >
> > THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE,
> > I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND
> > I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE
> > COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT
> > THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
> > BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
> > ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
> > THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES
> > TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
> >
> > SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
> >
> > THE BLONDE
> > REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
> > I'M GOING TO CHICAGO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
> >
> > THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
> SHOULD HAVE THE
> > POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS
> BLONDE WOMAN, WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
> >
> > THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A
> > BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS I'M MARRIED TO A
> > BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
> >
> > HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND
> > WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
> > I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
> > BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
> >
> > THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
> ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
> >
> > "I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO CHICAGO".
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
A4K
Brigadier General
Crimea_River
Marshal
"I speak blonde". LMAO.
michaelmaltby
Colonel
Is it a new kind of suppository?
